SHELDON

YOU HAVE SUMMONED THE ELDER GOD, SHELDON COOPEREITH. HE INFORMS YOU THAT THERE IS EITHER NO CONTENT PLANNED FOR THIS PAGE, OR SAID CONTENT IS NOT YET READY. YOU WILL BASK IN THE RAW POWER OF SHELDON. YOU WILL SUFFER FOR YOUR BIG BANG THEORY RELATED SINS, OF WHICH CAN BE COUNTED INTO THE MILLIONS. HUMANITY WILL NOT BE FORGIVEN.